THIS WEEK: Pro 9/11 Coffee Mugs, Eric's failed project spills Willie's drink, People who do Halloween too long, Going out as a Furry, Greenland's 400-year-old shark, Being a P.O.W., R. Kelly killed Santa Claus and other lies we'd tell our kids, Golfing to impress your dad, Drinking doesn't make you better?, Why everyone is naked in Iao Valley in Maui, Willie retracts his statement about books, Eric poorly defends Boiler Room, and more!

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