Gene Hackman is from Nebraska...Maybe it is him throwing the dead deer in the road...There is a man who shows up to accidents right after they happen...He has done it more than once...That kicked off Opening Audio...We then traveled to a school Christmas musical where a little girl said she liked her whole class except one chunky kid...Why pick on the young chunky? We jammed to a mash up of a lovely Christmas tune remixed with a Ludacris song...Yesterday we listened to a man who enjoys the holidays while working at Walmart and he sings you home when the store closes...He is a little too much Richard Simmons...We heard from a viral grandmother who wants the simple things for Xmas...Pall Mall cigs...Whiskey...New dentures...Steve Harvey is not dead...There was a death hoax going around online...Thieves are now targeting the homes of Boston Celtics players and coaches...We have seen this across all sports...The Hawk Tuah girl is being sued for her plummeting Cryptocurrency...The city of Canton has banned pornography from all of the town's computers...They say no one is to blame for it but we postulate...Is it someone else? A caller thinks it's us hacking in...Aaron Rodgers is on that ayahuasca, and a video went viral of him high as a kite...He wants to be a butterfly...Lights on or lights off? The cast of The View played that game on the show yesterday and we went through the cast and played the game...Do you eat while going to the bathroom? Rizzo was caught eating Baked Lays on the toilet...Surprisingly it seems Asheville agrees with Rizzo in a very stunning turn of events...Luigi Mangione will be in the same jail as Diddy...Also the lawyer Tony Buzbee that brought cases against Diddy and Jay-Z is now accused of giving a woman an STD...Pornhub will be blocking access in Florida after the new year...Scientists have discovered a species of squirrel in California that eats meat...While you eat meat, you can listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!