2-Politics + hypocrisy= funny

3-We lost 1 million ponds and saved our liberty

4-Guns vs Dildos, Lets go with Guns and shoot the dildos

5-Porn Kills, well not really but it sounds good

6-Church kills not really, wait the Word of Life church DOES kill

7-No good deed goes unpunished

8-Lamar and Khloe, nope, still don’t care

9-Ole JebBubba strikes again You can’t stop stupid

10-LETS GO METS