In the absence of Jon, Rett and TJ get together and press on without him. There is talk of the National Anthem Protest, Dipping Dots, squirting, and general squirting etiquette. Rett recalls his days as a door-to-door salesman. TJ shits on Helen, Georgia, and they both shit on Trump. They discuss Bladerunner 2049. Rett expresses his fear of a truly awful pun. They talk about owl sex, dolphin penises, and Georgia trivia.