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This might be the most Unprofessional episode yet.

FireBro is back from his Chicago rally (no kings, lots of bricks), SeeingBro is still sweating through armpit discourse, and ClydeBro gets relentlessly hazed (but also kinda nails it). And then… they eat. Bread, olive oil, balsamic vinegar. For like fifteen minutes. But make no mistake: it’s high art.

Highlights include:

• No Kings Rally: patriotism, protest, or pigeon propaganda?
• The Republican Pigeon: you won’t believe what stopped two women in a hotel breezeway
• Trump in a Tiara: late-night mirror fantasies
• Dr. Savage answers: Do shaved pits stop sweat? And is not liking bacon… a hate crime?
• The Dill Pickle Pizza Review (also: Genghis Khan’s restaurant chain?)
• The Great Olive Oil & Balsamic Redemption Arc
• The Bacon Paradox: If your gay friend says bacon is bad, are you a hater if you disagree?

🍞 Bread was broken. Feelings were not.

🎯 Closing thoughts include the pros and cons of being full of saturated fats vs Jack in the Crack tacos, whether we’re over Hitler jokes, and the impossibility of trusting news without accidentally becoming a conspiracy theorist.

#WhiskeyBros #Unprofessionals #LowerYourStandardsRaiseYourGlass

#NoKings #RepublicanPigeon #DrSavage

#TrumpTiara #MirrorFantasy #ChicagoPizza

#BalsamicTasteTest #DillPicklePizza

#BreadAndWisdom #MiddleAgedMadness

#SavageWisdom #ConspiracyCorner

#EvanWilliams #OliveOilGang

#TheUnprofessionals #OnlyTrustTheUnprofessionals #CaliforniaOliveRanch