We've dialed up your address to send you this episode from across the galaxy! Lindsay is rebooting Stargate with a simple concept: what if it was all declassified today, and how would things play out? She and Tanner play around with the bureaucracy and mundanity of this and the show in general before coming upon an idea involving a mysterious force chasing people to Earth and a split narrative between now and the future. Also discussed are orientalism with ancient aliens, aliens in mom jeans, and sexy space witches.

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