If you're gonna break the law -- put some thought into it, maybe? Here are some stories of criminals who did not think ahead.

Police discover drugs in a bag labelled 'definitely not a bag full of drugs' (Sky News, Oct 12, 2024)

Selfie on stolen iPad helps Houston man identify suspects (Foti Kallergis, ABC13, Jan 17, 2015)

Woman busted driving around with homemade license plate (ABC6, Mar 4, 2016)

Burglary suspects wear permanent marker (NBC News, AP, Oct 28, 2009)

Dumb criminals (Christina Capatides, CBS News, Sep 30, 2015)

Dumb Criminal of the Week: The Guy Who Thought You Could Only Be Arrested for Burglary at Night (Justin Peters, Slate, Jul 13, 2013)

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