What do you get when you combine, Thanksgiving dinner, Ted the Life Coach, a family full of thankful people, and a Black Friday sales event from Hal Embry Ford? We don't know, but here it friggin' comes.

There'll be solar stuffing, a camera focused on your renegade parts, a little chowder monster, a cranberry-flavored dead criminal, and so much more. So gather your family together, and take advantage of the fact that they're all together to get the hell away from them for a few minutes. And express your gratitude for karate pants, snow leopards and regular dirt leopards. If you don't, who will?