Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, RHOBH premieres tonight, Kandi and Todd are divorcing, and Jen Shah is set to be released on 12/10, but Andy says she is not returning to Bravo. On Potomac, Chris covers for Stacey, and the ladies continue to ride her. Over on Married to Medicine, the premiere features Quad and Simone feuding, and Jackie throwing out thyroid shade. The crew of Below Deck Med continues to all make out, but it’s feeling like a snooze. On RHOSLC, during the Boston Spill the Tea party, Meredith brings out drug tests, and Heather still isn’t over Todd farting mid-makeout. On the VPR premiere, the energy is giving recreation instead of fresh drama as we meet the new staff at SUR. On Southern Charm, Austen and Craig get into it at Whitner’s birthday party.