Not V8 Supercars from QR. Simo gets pole at Nurburgring LMS. Power crash. Troy Bayliss does enduro luncheons. Screw ups at The Age thanks to no Lynchie Poo. Optus iPhone rorts. Apple Tablet and Snow Leopard. Rubens Brown GP Valencia win. Poor Luca. Fake Left Turns. Ambrose the Bristol star. Portugese Chook. Clipsal 500 lead up race to South Aussie election and Melb F1 GP on the backfoot. Bathurts 12 Hr internationals. Big jobs dissected at Apple Inc.