This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore