Did we go out? Yes. Are we paying for it in the form of physical interest rates? Also, yes.

The one where Nat and Fern recap a night out that started with a "casual dinner" suggestion and ended with Fern "observing" the club from a seated position for 12 minutes. We’re breaking down the high stakes of putting on jeans, the mystery of why a smartphone suddenly weighs 40 pounds the next morning, and why being "well-rested adjacent" is a valid medical personality.

Grab your Gatorade, find your heating pad, and join us for a post-night-out post-mortem. We aren't old; we just have boundaries. (And maybe some neck issues.)

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