Beware the Ides of March! Lindsay's taking us to history class as she explains the ins and outs of the Roman Empire - or at least the years from Caesar to Nero. HBO did Rome dirty and she wants to finish it not with 2, not with 5, but with 8 seasons of historical debate that eventually devolves into a dark sitcom. Tanner's only here for Cawiguwa though. Also discussed is Caesar bottoming, the Parthians gatekeeping China, and day-for-night budgets.

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