Jacob's Love Lesson // Polyamory sexbot future // Disgracing a Great Persian King with a Shitty $45 Trump Coin // Belgium kinda imprisons vegan parents // Americans against Arabic numerals // Computer virus “Art” SMH // Hershey’s Emoji Future // New Coke = old shit Coke // Uber drivers silenced by a button // Lil Kambo racks up streams & lies // Joe Rogan voice duplication = end of civilization