Phil and Jake expand the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking Cheech and Chong, the candy Whoppers, and shirtless men (wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts and furry cha-cha heels).

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SHOW NOTES:

• Comedy bits by Cheech and Chong that we discuss include “Dave’s Not Here”, “Santa Claus & His Old Lady”, “Earache My Eye” (which is performed in a scene in Up In Smoke) and “Basketball Jones featuring Tyrone Shoelaces”.
• We mention some pretty offensive R. Crumb comics but don’t want to link to them.
• Phil references The Pirates of Penzance while confusing The Corsican Brothers for Yellowbeard. The Corsican Brothers is very loosely based on Alexander Dumas’ 1844 novella of the same name.
• The “Born In East LA” music video is fun, and is as relevant today as it was 35 years ago. It has a cameo by Elvira.
• Cheech Marin is, in fact, in Spy Kids.
• Phil thought that Cheech Marin had a Celebrity Jeopardy! record of some kind. It turns out he won a Celebrity Jeopardy! tournament in the 90s but later was beaten by Michael McKean. Mark McGrath never appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy!, but he is a three-time champion on VH1’s Rock & Roll Jeopardy!
• Tommy Chong was convicted in 2003 for drug paraphernalia distribution, and there’s a documentary film about it.
• We discuss the movies Friday and Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, which owe a lot to the films of Cheech and Chong.
• Is there a malted milk coffee drink? Yes here’s one, it’s some kind of iced malted mocha. We’ll try it and let you know.
• The angel from Barbarella, Pygar, is played by the guy who starred in Danger: Diabolik.

ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
Lovecraft Country TV show * Lovecraft Country Radio podcast * “Back That Azz Up” by Juvenile * “Tulsa Time” by Don Williams * Charmander (pictured here chasing his tail) * Strawberry Milkshake Whoppers * malted milkshakes * Take 5 candy bar * Jessica Rabbit as a drag queen * Angel from the X-Men

Below is the List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the most up-to-date list, go here):

1. Prince - person
2. Donald Duck - fictional character
3. Hank Williams, Sr - person
4. air - substance
5. Watchmen - comic book
6. onions - food
7. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
8. sex - idea
9. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
10. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
11. plants - life form
12. nail clippers - tool
13. rye bread - food
14. land - substance
15. Charmander - fictional character
16. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
17. “Dancing Queen” - music
18. Watchmen - TV series
19. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
20. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
21. “Tulsa Time” - music
22. cold brew shandy - beverage
23. Jersey Shore - location
24. crows - animal
25. sea - substance
26. coffee - beverage
27. Whoppers - food
28. national debt - idea 
29. band t-shirts - clothing
30. moist - word
31. lightning rounds - idea
32. generation ships - idea
33. sardines - animal
34. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
35. toe shoes - clothing
36. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
37. Watchmen - movie
38. blood - substance
39. Oreos - food
40. pigeons - animal
41. sports team jerseys - clothing
42. Josta - beverage 
43. Gambit - fictional character
44. Surge - beverage
45. Double Stuf Oreos - food
46. Jenny McCarthy - person
47. Hank Williams, Jr - person
48. QAnon - idea

The theme song for this episode is by Jade Puget.

Graphic design by Jason Mann.

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