You're touring the Statue of Liberty with a serpentine abomination and her unknowing future victims when she asks you for help memorizing her uncle's dumb riddle. Will you go on a poetry-fueled treasure hunt with the perfect girl? Or will you go back in time to stow away with some immigrants and plant the seeds of domestic terrorism? Or will you lean the true meaning of patriotism? Spoiler: no, you will do those other things.

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