Well, well, well. Here we are. Lucky thirteen. And you're still here! YOU, the imaginary person that I am talking to right now. We're both still here, you and I. And together, we are an idiot.

As proof, I give you, the Super Pee Pee Time rendition of Jack & the Beanstalk! Starts off on the wrong foot, and only gets onto weirder and weirder feet.

Just listen and you will hear...

-Cade's inexplicably successful and/or unsuccessful attempts to make theme music on something called a "giggle box." I think.

-Many things that Jack might get in exchange for his cow before they get to the magic beans.

-There's a shovel that talks. We didn't mean to do that. It just happened.

-Some good relationship work between Jack and Shovel.

-A commentary on the inconsistent quality of Giant-style poetry.

-A horrible moral that we can't even take credit for. It's built in.

Join us, won't you?