Luke Likes 'I'm Looking For'

I have a lost tourist for you today, a lost tourist, lost tourist. So you know the town, you know the town by now and when you come to visit, when you come to visit, you have to, you just have to ask this question, ask this very simple question - Excuse me, excuse me, are you from here, are you from here? Are you from here? I'm looking for...

People are very friendly over here, so they are glad, they are glad to help, always, very glad. Very nice people.

So I am looking for, I'm looking for the bus station, is there a bus station? Is there a bus station near here? Near here, around here, around here?

Sure, sure, sure, yeah, no problem. Yeah, okay, so go off the bridge and just after the bridge, it is on the right, no problem.

Excuse me, excuse me, I'm looking for a grocery shop. Is there a grocery shop around here?

Oh yeah, yeah, so go over the bridge, at the roundabout, roundabout, at the roundabout, take the first left, take the first left and you are there, you are there. Yeah, yeah, I'm so glad to help, no problem, yeah.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a café. Is there a café around here?

A café, a café, the nearest café ... Okay, so go off the bridge and the bus station, go past the bus station, go up the street, go along the street and it is just across the park, just across the park. Actually in the park, in the park, it's over there. No problem, anytime, anytime, no problem. Glad to help.

Excuse me, excuse me, are you from here? Are you from here? I'm looking for the ATM. Is there an ATM around here?

Oh yeah, yeah, there is, there is one, there is one. So go up the street, up the street, past the bus station on the right and at the crossroads, take the first right, go for about 50 meters and it is on the right, by the park. You'll find it no problem. Yeah, you're welcome, you're welcome. So glad to help.

A lot of tourists around here.

Excuse me, excuse me, I'm looking for the underground station. The underground station.

The underground station? No, no, there isn't... Yeah, okay, do you see this road over here? So go straight on, go straight on for about 50 to 60 kilometers and you will find it somewhere over there, I suppose, somewhere over there.

Excuse me, excuse me, where's the airport around here?

The airport? In the town? Over here, like that? The airport? Seriously, the airport? Okay, go straight ahead down this road for about 50 to 60 kilometers, take the underground and go straight to the airport and you are over there. Glad to help, no problem.

Excuse me, is there a harbour around here, is there a harbour around here in the town?

A harbour in the town... Is there a harbour in the town like that? Small town, a harbour? In the middle of Poland? Okay, see this road? Take this road, go for about 50 to 60 kilometers, find the underground, the underground station, take the underground, go for about 15 to 20 minutes to get to the airport, get on the plane, go for about one hour to the coast, get off the plane and you are there. You see the coast and your harbour. No problem, jeez...

Excuse me, excuse me, are you from here?

No, no, I am not, no.

Always, always glad to help, no problem.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!