We're back with another scintillating story, of creatures of the night, lurid glares, and bell schedules.

We were about to start off this post asking for a poll of how your sex life was in high school, but realized quickly that that would be crazy creepy! It's a pertinent question though, because that is exactly what the system is about.

Well, partially, at least.

Monsterhearts is a game of teen drama, of webs of evolving relationships, of fights and of secrets, crushes and revenge. And yes, Monsterhearts is a game of sex.

And while many teenagers feel monstrous in one respect or another, in this game...they actually are. This is a game of witches and werewolves, of ghosts and of ghouls.

Intrigued? Bemused? Perhaps even, titillated? Listen on, dear parallelograms. Have we got a podcast for you.