The intrepid zeroes have rode the Snail Trails and experienced the power of BRAIN FLIGHT, HOOP CREATION, and also SLUG PERSON MURDER. Tiberius remembered that portals are, like, his whole thing, and now they know where the portal back to Chydark is! But first, they've spotted a group of poachers trying to pick off a gentle giant of a mollusk, and that won't frickin' stand. But first... what color are their track suits???