This week we find out where lumps are popping up on Ryan, what is causing heart attacks and why my anus is so restless. Moose attacks are on the rise and so is accidental racism. White history moth part 2 of 11 is underway with the ceremonial listen of whiteboy summer. Elves are found in the trees of Mexico, and despite popular opinion weebs are not good at picking up chicks. Kids read the erotic novels that are in the school libraries and also eat dirt. All this an so much more on this weeks Clever Name Podcast.