Of COURSE they are in the same Gym Class. . . They're teen royalty.  If the American Higher Educational System was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover.  Evil takes a human form in Sallie Mae.    Now, don't be fooled. She may seem like your typical bitch-face, discriminatory, leeching faceless corporation. . . but in reality, she is SO much more than that. 
So Flip to chapter 13 of our Burn Book, to learn more about Sallie Mae!

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