<p>Duncan's show of best behavior pays off. They give him an envelope and cash and escort him off the ward so he can buy everyone their cigarettes and candy. The plan launches with disastrous results.</p>

Duncan's show of best behavior pays off. They give him an envelope and cash and escort him off the ward so he can buy everyone their cigarettes and candy. The plan launches with disastrous results.

13 The Plan

I've been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops.

They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital.

I can leave any time, but they won't let me.

If I don't escape, they'll keep me here forever. If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government. If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton.

So yeah. I'm crazy.

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I've been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops. They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital. I can leave any time, but they won't let me. If I don't escape, they'll keep me here forever. If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government. If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton. So yeah. I'm crazy.

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13 The Plan

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