This is episode 13 of the podcast pickymenu by @pickymenu, published on April 2, 2026. You can leave text and audio comments at this link.

There's a very thin line between great service and being emotionally followed. You ever notice how waiters have two modes? Mode 1, FBI surveillance. How's everything? You good? Still good? Still chewing? Amazing! Mode 2, witness protection program. You ordered water, and now it's a memory. The perfect waiter is like Wi-Fi. You don't see them, but if they disappear, you panic. And distance matters Too close, you're basically in the relationship Too far, you need binoculars And a prayer The goal is simple Close enough to care Far enough to not hear about my ex With Picky Menu, perfect timing is one click away