Happy New Year, oh friends of the pee. Today, we have a special treat for you. Not like normal weeks when we have a standard treat for you. No way. This week, it's the triumphant return of Sherlock Holmes and his intrepid spaniel in human form, Watson. There's been a murder. I mean, basically, there was a murder. It was near a graveyard. We may have forgotten to establish the actual crime very clearly.

The point is, in that way that only Holmes can, he will solve the mystery that happened on Boulevard Street, or High Street Lane, or something. And the main point is that you will learn which part of the human body is the Vuck. And that is all ye need know.