A narcissism test fails at three levels: first, narcissism is colloquially confused with a strong sense of self-worth; secondly, true narcissists don’t have the self-awareness to answer honestly; and thirdly, narcissism can’t be cured; but for purely entertainment value, here’s a common online test:

1. I have a natural talent for influencing people. (This question exposes a manipulative personality.)

2. I would do almost anything on a dare. (This is exhibitionism.)

3. If I ruled the world, it would be a better place. (This is a sense of superiority.)

4. I don’t like to depend on other people. (This implies lack of accountability.)

5. I can make anybody believe anything I want them to. (This is an oblique way of admitting to lying.)

6. People should notice my abilities. (This signals entitlement.)

7. It’s best when I make the plans. (Which is overconfidence.)

8. People often compliment me. (That’s grandiosity.)

9. People always seem to recognize my authority. (Self-importance.)

And the most important sign:

10. People are jealous of my abilities and try to thwart me. (Which is projection.)