This week, we've got a two-fer! That means you get two scenes for the price of one. Or...two half-length scenes for the price of one full-length scene. And there is no price. What in the hell are we doing? THERE IS NO PRICE!
2-HEADED BARRY WHITE
It's our old friend(s?) the 2-headed Barry White Creature, with some tips for wintertime lovin'. You'll learn all about milk calendars, a crow with a cybernetic implant, and "nor-ade" which is neither ade nor other ade.
ACTION THRILLER:
This outline was a lot longer. Like...a lot longer. But we think you'll agree, this is plenty. A disgraced black ops soldier being returned to federal prison by his old adversary. You'll hear about heated owls, the fact that Chopin's butthole didn't make it, and witty banter. So much witty banter.
ENJOY THIS, MOFOs!