Now that party labels have become so fluid; for example, what used to be a Democrat is now a Communist, and NeoCons are Fascists; to tell a real Republican there needs to be a questionnaire identifying who is not:

1. Are you a Vaxxer?

2. Should fireworks be outlawed because they bother pets?

3. Do you support lockdowns?

4. Do you fear militias?

5. Do you hate Trump?

6. Do you want to go to war with Russia?

7. Do other Republicans call you a RINO?

8. Are you Pro Choice?

9. Are you Pro Tax?

10. Are you for open borders?

You know how a real Republican would answer all of those.