Who could more deserving of an elegant description of this episode than you, the person who has come to read one? And yet, there's so seldomly one to find here. Far more likely that you'll find a slathering of semi-conscious, tediously self-referential musings on the noun that forms the week's episode.

But, of course, if you'd been here before then you'd know what to expect, and what more would you then deserve?

Maybe it's all perfect after all. Of course it is.