ehold fellow adventurers! We have reached the epic climax of our journey through out of date news stories. Finally we will see the epic conclusion of our heroes futile quest! Will Sam and Tucker succumb to the impending feeling of despair and loneliness that comes with knowing too much about Kit Fisto's contributions to lightsaber development? If not now, soon. Trust me, read actual books with useful information. Everything in our brains is disposable. No one will ever need to know that canonically pink kryptonite turns Superman into a homosexual. Or that the sound effect for blasters in the original star wars was created by hitting a metal cord with a wrench. These facts are meaningless. Having too many of them in your brain will lead to a never ending spiral into madness. See Exhibit A, this description or any of the other podcast descriptions for that matter. I've wasted precious years of my youth. Thousands of dollars into movie tickets that should have gone to a qualified psychologist. Should I be writing this at 2:30 in the morning while sleep deprived? Probably not. But no one reads these anyway. I could air thousands of my petty personal grievances and no one would know. Writing these things is like someone trying to keep an up to date MySpace page. Just yelling words into a large empty space with no one there to hear it. Is Dead Internet Theory true? Most likely. The Internet is not reality. Everyone's opinion you've ever heard on here is someone either parroting the opinions of someone else or the opinions of corporations that seek to market their products to the masses in a manner in which they won't even notice they are being marketed to. Wow I sure have covered a lot here. Next episode we'll touch on the upcoming election. What fun! I need serious mental help.