Wherein I leave a long voice message responding to the retarded claim that voice messages are inherently creepy while making a lukewarm argument that text messages are actually creepy if you think about it.

Nowhere in meatworld would you ever mistake a 57 year old man for a 15 year old girl. That only happens in text.

Fuckin weird.

Some of yall are going to be offended, thinking I’m talking about you.

I will neither confirm nor deny.

No refunds.