Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In the only Bravo news that matters this week: West and Amanda release a joint statement confirming they are together!? The Housewives of Beverly Hills are still in Italy, and things between Kyle and Dorit erupt at dinner. The Ladies of London are having separate garden parties, and Martha is not happy with Kimi for talking about Margo. Season 12 of Married to Med wrapped up with Steve coming at Dr. Eugene, and Simone and Jackie made up. On BDDU, Ellie can’t get along with Ben and complains to Captain Jason about things. On Summer House, we can’t focus on anything except West and Amanda. The Valley premiered, and Nia and Kristen host a sip-and-see to meet the babies. On Southern Hospitality, everyone heads to a river house for a getaway, and Michols gives Lake the cold shoulder.