Welcome to Slothful Slumber, the podcast that helps you doze off with delightfully dull readings. Tonight, we slowly and sleepily stroll through the Wikipedia article on "Storks"—those stately, long-legged birds steeped in symbolism and slow-motion flight. With soothing tones and sedate sentences, we invite you to settle in, shut your eyes, and let the gentle drone of dry facts lull you into a peaceful slumber. Sleep soundly, and let the storks soar in your dreams.