Keith is officially trying to join the 1% of XRP holders who are actually profitable -- while sitting on 10,000 shares and down $1,400, so godspeed. Also on deck: a live $75 Nasdaq futures scalp, Bitcoin ripping past $120K for Pumptober, the mysterious Anonymous Trader who bailed on his interview after calling the hosts clowns, and whether Shane Gillis was right to turn down the Saudi comedy festival bag.