This episode is divided into two halves. They are not equal in duration, and therefore are not halves. Everything you have learned so far is a lie!

Let's start over. We want to earn back your trust. PARTS. It is divided into two PARTS. Here they are:

A mouth, eye, and ear-watering description of a seasonal tasting menu by our old friends, THE GIANETTI BROTHERS, who are split on whether or not you already know what a doorknob tastes like.

Then it's time for THE TOWN MEETING, where congressman Donnelly airs his grievances to the chairman. Of something. We hear from all sides -- citizens, financial entities, and an inter-dimensional entity who is eventually named Veegoth. Veegoth does one-man shows.