Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the house, Real Science Questions was playing, to puddings and mouse. Alec merrily discussed the logistics of coal, for naughty children who deserve to be scol(ded). Pip told the story of the atomic model, as a Christmas tale, chock full of twaddle. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, you sprang from the bed to investigate the indivisible units of matter.

Merry Christmas!