Luke Likes 'But When?'

I have a schedule for you today. I have a schedule for you. Why? All right. Do you have a lot of friends? Do you have a lot of friends that hate you because you don't have time for them?

Well, I think I do and they do, they do hate me because of my tight schedule, tight schedule. So, it goes like this, it goes like this.

Hey Luke, maybe we could meet on Monday, on Monday. How about Monday? How about Monday?

Oh, Monday, Monday. Oh no, not Monday. No, sorry, I can't, I have a lot of work. That's a busy day, busy day. Sorry, no Monday. Monday is no good, is no good.

What about Tuesday? Is Tuesday alright? Is Tuesday alright? Ah, Tuesday? No, Tuesday, no, sorry, sorry. Tuesday is a gym day, gym day, Tuesday is a gym day. No, sorry, I can't, Tuesday. Definitely, definitely not, Tuesday.

Hmm, so, can you make it on Wednesday? Can you make it, can you make it on Wednesday?

On Wednesday? Oh no, oh, Wednesday, I'm sorry, I can't, I can't meet on Wednesday. Wednesday is no good. I have a podcast to make, I have a podcast to make on Wednesday, sorry. Yeah, so, sorry.

Why not Thursday? Are you free? Are you free? Are you free on Wednesday? Are you free?

Oh, Thursday, not Thursday. I have tennis on Thursday, I have tennis, I have tennis on Thursday. I play tennis on Thursday. No, no, no, I can't make it.

Hmm, so maybe Friday then, maybe Friday? Are you free? Are you free on Friday?

Oh, Friday, Friday sounds good. Friday sounds good. Sounds good. But wait, no, no, no, no, I forgot. I forgot. Japanese class. I have Japanese class on Friday. Oh, I can't, I can't, sorry.

Maybe the weekend? Saturday? Sunday? How about Saturday? Can we meet on Saturday? Can we meet on Saturday?

Saturday, yeah, but I play basketball on Saturday. I'm sorry, can't make it. I can't make it.

Say, Sunday?

On Sunday, family dinner, family dinner. I'm so, so sorry. I really, really can't get out, get out of it, get out of it, sorry. That's a real shame, shame, but no.

That can be hard. So Monday, no, Tuesday, no, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday... Oh God, I have no free time. I know, I have a solution. I have a brilliant idea. How about the eighth day of the week?

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and 'Myday'. Oh yeah, on 'Myday', on 'Myday', I have all the time in the world, all the time in the world.

Hey, how about 'Myday'? Can we meet on 'Myday'?

No problem, I'm free on 'Myday'. We can meet any time you like. Say, 9am? No problem. Why not 1pm? Perfect. How about 6pm? Fine by me, fine by me. And 11pm? I can make it. No problem at all. On 'Myday', I have all the time in the world, all the time.

Well, it's your time now. Embrace the day, people!