The penguin of Tencent is still holding a season 2 release date hostage, but this episode ruled, so it’s fine, probably. Zombies are rising, cultivators are ginding, “someone” is getting that bad vibes bamboo, your hosts are inventing new emojis, IRL straight dudes are getting brutally straightbaited, and nobody in vampire times China is angry or threatened about any of it.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin
Outro: The Mars Volta – Cassandra Gemini

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