Halloween may seem like a time of harmless fun, but before you know it children will be dressing up as bees, horny old ladies will be jumping around their living rooms, and Mrs. Smith's fourth-grade glass will suddenly reveal deep-seated homicidal tendencies. Halloween is no joke, and that is why a group of concerned Christians got together in 1991 to make up a bunch of scary facts about what the Satanists are doing in your neighborhood. Be on your guard. NOT THE BEES!!!