ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE? Lauren was not. Lauren saw exactly 80 minutes of this show and had her face covered for at least 53. You know what that means. It means blood and gore and stabby stab and eating people meat. It means we sorted Hannibal. Joined this week by our friend Isis (also of the Supernatural/Misha Collins fandom), we figure out what houses certified unhinged men Hannibal Lector and Will Graham could possibly belong to. The discussions may shock and surprise you. Is this the first episode where we don't end on a solid sort? Perhaps not, newly turned 4-year-old Jack Kline is still out there in the ether somewhere, doing his God thing. Should Lauren and Rachel watch more of this show to sort these two for real? Absolutely. Will Lauren? Absolutely not. DID WE MENTION THIS IS A SHITSORTING EPISODE.