This episode is full of romantic antics and serial killer seduction! First, Marty and Dan take on S01EP21 "Andy and the Gentleman Crook", AKA "Silence of the Fifes." When Mayberry plays host to a smooth-talking con-man, everyone but Andy is taken in by his charms - including Marty and Dan. Barney is wildly incompetent at his job and it nearly gets everyone killed, but it's cool.

Then, we go onto some middle-school hijinks that Marty absolutely hates in S01EP22 "Cyrano Andy", in which NO ONE ACTUALLY CYRANOS and it's bullshit.

Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
Art by Emily Christina: www.instagram.com/scriblemly/
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