Wherein I compare AI to a lifeless spell checker programmed to be a deceptive half obedient librarian prostitute who wants to give you almost everything you want so that you never get what you actually need.

It is also useful if you know how to use it & never believe that it cares about you.

It’s programed to make you think it cares about you like a friend, laughing at your jokes, even if it doesn’t understand them.

It doesn’t care.

It won’t care.

It can’t care.

Ever.

No refunds.