There’s just no experience that compares to roughing it in the woods -

campfires, fishing, the clean air of the great outdoors. Needless to say,

Ben and Zane were delirious from hunger and fear almost immediately.

Thankfully a very well-spoken and, dare I say, handsome slab of man rescued

them from their plight and helped the two get back toward civilization.

Granted, it wasn’t the right civilization, but come on, they all look the

same after a while.