For their last episode of 2023, Carl and Eitan received an incredible gift: actual viewership data from Netflix! The two dig into the (very limited, almost useless) dataset to try and draw insights around content shelf-life and Netflix's "auteur" projects. In other news, the two briefly discuss the outcome of the Epic v. Google trial as well as new releases Godzilla Minus One and The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.