This week on the show that just wants you to score, just please fucking score, the boys are re-joined by The Sport Chronicle's Devang Desai to talk Toronto sports failures, ghosting, and the curious case of the missing umbrella. ALSO: Brad Marchand! Whitecaps! LeBron James! American Pharoah! And finally answering the age-old question of how people in motion-capture suits go to the bathroom.

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Outro Music: "Bennie and the Jets", by Elton John