Updates include the fact that we had two birthdays, one of them resulting in a new car! The mother of all sleep is thanks to this week's mom win. Do you believe in mermaids? Did you hear about the dolphins who kidnapped that man and made him build an underwater city? What about that lady who accidentally got invited to her husband's baby shower? No? Oh, well press play. Enjoy!

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