Bleep blorp it's me, Newsbot 6001! That famous recurring character from the show. This episode, beloved and very popular hosts Sam & Tucker discuss news topics as listed below. Next week they will return to do the same. I must now finish writing this description so I may return back to my homeward and save my family from the Mononucleosis which, as you know from previous episodes, is highly deadly to the alien species Newsbot belongs to. Bleep blorp, Newsbot out!