For episode 147, Josh and Ryan discuss the most boring and fascinating topics of the week (CES and Bradley Cooper's French dialect, respectively), before reading Jeff Bezos' bizarre sexts aloud for some unfathomable reason.

Also: Amazon is trying to kill your gaming consoles, the federal government has decided to take a month-long sabbatical, and Ring is letting its employees watch you sleep. Yeah, 2019 blows.

So keep your arms and legs inside the podcast at all time, glue a Google Home to your new 8K TV, and enjoy the ride.

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