This week, Taylor and Sandy discuss Chris Pratt’s “cringeworthy” crying fit, a man who was swallowed whole by a shredding machine, Emily Ratajkowski and Sebastian Bear-McClard’s split, an elderly woman eaten by alligators, what sex chromosomes are, George Clooney’s Bat-nipple suite, the secret life of fishing partners and much, much more!

An all new segment, Our Week’s: Guide to Asking Someone to Leave, helps Sandy out of a the biggest pickle of the summer so far.