Anders is using words like "social construct"; he's been hanging out with too many liberals, or maybe he's a fascist, it's actually hard to tell. Jakob, of course, is a capitalist who wants your iPods.

CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF: You say tomato; I say I'll see you in court! You say "we're human beings and want to be treated as such"; I say "mutants need to be registered"!

DISSERTATION: University level science is a farce. Or is it a bowl of rice?

CAT PERSON OR DOG PERSON: It's a trick question.